Allan Sidley - Adult Stand Up Comedian | Vienna, Virginia(4 Reviews)
Based In: Vienna, Virginia
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I'm not a traditional story teller, I write jokes that tell a story. Drawing on experiences from work, dating, family, health, and more I relate to a wide range of audiences with my punchlines. Often times the audience thinks the joke is over but I'm just getting started. I sprinkle in the occasional pun/wordplay when they least expect it.
My voice is unique so it's hard to pinpoint my "style" as anything else as "just me". But if I had to, I'd say I have some similarities to Anthony Jeselnik, but I'm way less offensive and more personal.
As an only child, Allan was raised by his single Mother on the mean streets of Vienna, VA. She's still a single Mother...in case whoever is reading this is single and interested in dating an older lady. But let's not make this About Me about her. Allan journeys to bring laughter to those who need it, and a suitable step-dad to take home (hopefully).
A comedian, improviser, and lyricist, Allan is a jack off all trades. Allan's humor is dry, and a little wet from perspiration, usually. He pokes fun at Jews, mostly his Mom & Grandma, and dissects cultural taboos like online dating while baldin ... g or being a better +1 for a funeral than a wedding. Often serious with hints of silly, Allan manages to keep dark topics light-hearted and his audiences on their toes (so stretch your calves). His comedy has been described as, "great for first dates."
He's opened (the door for) Sinbad, and toured throughout Eastern Europe in the summer of 2011 (not for comedy, just a fun fact). He did however recently Headline at the Church of Satire Comedy Club, as well as open at Laugh Index Festival (2017, 2018, 2019). He was also a member of the Unkosher Comedy Tour (2018 & 2019).
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Headlined the Church Of Satire Comedy Club (PA), Tysons Comedy Cellar (VA), Garden Grove Brewery (VA), Public House Kitchen & Brewery (VA), Highwood Theater (MD), Sound Room Cafe (PA), Second Chance Saloon (MD), Pro Re Nata Farm Brewery (VA), Mellow Mushroom (DC) and The Hill Center (DC)
•Regularly performs at Woolly Mammoth Theatre (DC), UCB East (NY), Broadway Comedy Club (NY), DC Arts Center, Washington Improv Theater (DC), Source Theater (DC), and many dive bars on the east coast
•Featured in festivals - Laugh Index Festival (DC), DC Comedy Festival, Charm City Comedy Festival (M ... D), Detroit Improv Festival, and Fringe Festival DC.
•Runs the Tysons Comedy Cellar - Creating, organizing, booking, and performing on shows Tues/Wed/Thurs nights
•Produces monthly showcases at Busboys & Poets Takoma (First Tuesdays) and Busboys & Poets Shirlington (Third Tuesdays)
•Appeared in TLC's, Too Ugly For Love
•Sketches written & performed for IO West (LA)
•Hosted Corporate Comedy Shows for the National Center of Missing & Exploited Children, Prince George's Community College, Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, Deloitte, Attain, Clarabridge, Cooley, and Exelon
•Improviser in award winning troupes Laffrican Americans (2014-2017), Bed Bath and Beyoncé (2017 - current)
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