Allan Sidley - Adult Stand Up Comedian - Vienna, Virginia

Allan Sidley - Adult Stand Up Comedian | Vienna, Virginia

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Country: United States
Based In: Vienna, Virginia
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A comedian, improviser, and lyricist, Allan is a jack off all trades. Allan's humor is dry, and a little wet from perspiration, usually. Allan tells unique jokes with mass appeal and has audiences laughing all over the US. Can work clean, but prefers dirty.
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I'm not a traditional story teller, I write jokes that tell a story. Drawing on experiences from work, dating, family, health, and more I relate to a wide range of audiences with my punchlines. Often times the audience thinks the joke is over but I'm just getting started. I sprinkle in the occasional pun/wordplay when they least expect it.
My voice is unique so it's hard to pinpoint my "style" as anything else as "just me". But if I had to, I'd say I have some similarities to Anthony Jeselnik, but I'm way less offensive and more personal.


As an only child, Allan was raised by his single Mother on the mean streets of Vienna, VA. She's still a single case whoever is reading this is single and interested in dating an older lady. But let's not make this About Me about her. Allan journeys to bring laughter to those who need it, and a suitable step-dad to take home (hopefully).
A comedian, improviser, and lyricist, Allan is a jack off all trades. Allan's humor is dry, and a little wet from perspiration, usually. He pokes fun at Jews, mostly his Mom & Grandma, and dissects cultural taboos like online dating while baldin ...

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Allan Sidley - Adult Stand Up Comedian - Vienna, Virginia Event Location: Philadelphia, PA Event Type: Bar Mitzvah 22nd June 2019
Allan's clean set at my son's Bar Mitzvah was the talk of the night. He opened up the room and was a great addition to the reception.
Reviewed by: Debra Wallace
Allan Sidley - Adult Stand Up Comedian - Vienna, Virginia Event Location: Hanover, PA Event Type: Comedy Club 9th March 2019
For a white dude with a beard, he’s different. Allan’s humor is welcoming and well written. He’s reliably funny and fresh on topics that people connect to.
Reviewed by: Jim Bryan
Allan Sidley - Adult Stand Up Comedian - Vienna, Virginia Event Location: Newport News, VA Event Type: Comedy Club 5th January 2019
The feature spot at my club can be difficult and Allan delivered. The audience really liked him. Can't wait to have him back.
Reviewed by: Loraine Cosgrave


Headlined the Church Of Satire Comedy Club (PA), Tysons Comedy Cellar (VA), Garden Grove Brewery (VA), Public House Kitchen & Brewery (VA), Highwood Theater (MD), Sound Room Cafe (PA), Second Chance Saloon (MD), Pro Re Nata Farm Brewery (VA), Mellow Mushroom (DC) and The Hill Center (DC)
•Regularly performs at Woolly Mammoth Theatre (DC), UCB East (NY), Broadway Comedy Club (NY), DC Arts Center, Washington Improv Theater (DC), Source Theater (DC), and many dive bars on the east coast
•Featured in festivals - Laugh Index Festival (DC), DC Comedy Festival, Charm City Comedy Festival (M ...

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