Elle Bert - Adult Stand Up Comedian | Ealing, London

(5 Reviews)

Performs As: Clean Stand Up Comedian, Other Comedy Act, Adult Stand Up Comedian
Country: United Kingdom
Based In: Ealing, London
Performs: Worldwide
From: £200

I'm an observational comedian who's passionate about entertainment and loves a good story. Combining notable personal opinions with tales of times gone by I like to grab the audience by the horns and take them on a journey with me.

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Show Description

A great comedian called Phil Kay once said “Truly an original comic voice… A groovy mix of smartness, honesty and daftness... Dynamic, witty and seemingly unafraid to talk about anything.” about me! Can you believe that? I can, it sounds spot on.
If you're looking for a witty one liner you're in the wrong place. However, if you're looking for a sexy blonde to drag you into her world, have you clinging on to each word and make you lightly soil yourself with laughter, at tales of times gone by I'm certainly the gal for you.
I was the kid that parents would blame for their children mi ... sbehaving. Subsequently, I'm the comedian you want to see.

Biography

Born in Portsmouth to a drug addicted birth mother and raised in Southampton by two of the worlds greatest humans, you could say I was destined to be controversial from a very young age. I've always been the person that things just happen to, you know, that friend who's always got a story, always finds themselves in an unnecessarily awkward situation for no apparent reason.
After years of people telling me I should turn my rather haphazard life into a career I bit the bullet in 2016 and never looked back. The stage felt like a natural calling to me and I certainly had the material to make i ... t happen.

Reviews (5 Reviews)

Elle Bert - Adult Stand Up Comedian - Ealing, London Event Location: Southampton Event Type: Corporate Event 7th March 2021

I mentioned to a friend that we wanted to book a comedian for a private event that was taking place on a Ferry. Therefore, they'd need to be on the boat for the duration of the party. My friend suggested Elle because she's both hilarious and good company to have around when not performing. He couldn't have been more spot on. We asked for 20 minutes but she performed 40 because the audience were enjoying the act so much. From start to finish she was amazing! Chatting to the audience and really giving the banter. When her set was complete she was more than happy to talk to the guests and get stuck in with the party. Can't wait to have her back again!

Reviewed by: Martin Perry

Elle Bert - Adult Stand Up Comedian - Ealing, London Event Location: Byline Festival Event Type: Stand Up Comedy 11th November 2020

She’s got the style and grace of Kathy Kirby combined with the voice and attitude of Kathy Burke. Undeniably hilarious and one of our favourite acts and MC’s.

Reviewed by: House Of Comedy

Elle Bert - Adult Stand Up Comedian - Ealing, London Event Location: Bristol University Event Type: University Workshop 10th October 2019

A friend of mine attended one of Elle's comedy workshops at Byline festival and told me how great it was! She then suggested I booked Elle to run a comedy workshop at the University so I did. What a brilliant decision that was! Elle was great! Presented an incredible talk on delivering comedy, focusing on punchlines, pausing, timing, story telling, jokes within jokes and generally covering as much as possible. She then made time to talk to each of the students one to one and looked at their individual sets. At the end the students all were given 5 minutes to deliver their sets. All of them said it really helped with confidence and public speaking. I can now tell the difference between those that did and those that didn't do the workshop when they deliver presentations. We all had an amazing morning! Couldn't recommend her more!

Reviewed by: Ann Ball

Experience

In August 2016 I lost my stand up virginity at an open mic night in Southampton. By November 2016 I had my first paid gig. Since then I've performed all over the South Coast, hosted comedy nights, won competitions, headlined gigs, performed to private audiences, rowdy audience, intoxicated audiences, festival audiences, massive (600 strong) audiences and continued to grow with every gig.
I've also run comedy workshops of groups up to 30 people large. Practicing and delivering a comedy routine is a great way to enhance confidence with in public speaking. If you can stand on a stage a tell jo ... kes you can deliver a sales pitch, talk at a wedding or host a corporate event. Once you gain the confidence to talk on a stage with a microphone you can do it in any environment.

Previous Clients

I've performed all over London and the South Coast with a number of private clients:
Ageas Bowl - Corporate event
Blue Funnel Ferries - Corporate event
Byline Festival - Comedy Workshop
Byline Festival - Hosted comedy tent
Briony & Chris - Wedding Reception
Bristol University - Comedy Workshop
British Naturism - Performed naked
InCrowd - Virtual Corporate gig

Suitable for

Awards Ceremony Bachelor / Stag Party Bachelorette / Hen Party Birthday Party (Adult) Casinos Charity / Fundraising Event Christmas Party Club Party Cocktail Party / Drinks Reception Community Event Concerts / Tours Corporate Event Cruise Ships Festival / Outdoor Event Grand Opening Party Halloween Party High School Reunion Holiday / Theme Parks New Year's Eve Party Nightclub Event Private Party Product Launch / Promotion Social Club Theaters / Stage University / College Event Virtual Event Wedding Reception

Physical Characteristics

Height: 6ft

Weight: 80kg

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde

Meet the Act

I've lived a particularly colourful life, subsequently, I rarely need to write jokes. Comedy for me started because I'd tell people stories and they'd always reply with "You should be a comedian". One day I thought to myself "It's not a bad idea that." I'm not built to work in a corporate world and could genuinely write a book about companies that should have fired me.
All I really enjoy doing is making people smile. I'm an artist and a comedian, for me, that's the perfect combination. Whether it's creating big, bold and colourful art or performing brash, controversial and comical routines ... for audiences, I like to leave people with a positive lasting impression.
I've struggled with depression so I know what it feels like to be empty inside. Comedy and art is not only a release for me, it's a medicine for anyone else that might be feeling down. The world is such a beautiful place, yet it's full of so many toxic and vicious people. I can't change them but I can try and help the good guys to smile a little bit more on this journey called life.