Elle Bert - Adult Stand Up Comedian | Ealing, London(5 Reviews)
Country: United Kingdom
Based In: Ealing, London
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A great comedian called Phil Kay once said “Truly an original comic voice… A groovy mix of smartness, honesty and daftness... Dynamic, witty and seemingly unafraid to talk about anything.” about me! Can you believe that? I can, it sounds spot on.
If you're looking for a witty one liner you're in the wrong place. However, if you're looking for a sexy blonde to drag you into her world, have you clinging on to each word and make you lightly soil yourself with laughter, at tales of times gone by I'm certainly the gal for you.
I was the kid that parents would blame for their children mi ... sbehaving. Subsequently, I'm the comedian you want to see.
Born in Portsmouth to a drug addicted birth mother and raised in Southampton by two of the worlds greatest humans, you could say I was destined to be controversial from a very young age. I've always been the person that things just happen to, you know, that friend who's always got a story, always finds themselves in an unnecessarily awkward situation for no apparent reason.
After years of people telling me I should turn my rather haphazard life into a career I bit the bullet in 2016 and never looked back. The stage felt like a natural calling to me and I certainly had the material to make i ... t happen.
Reviews (5 Reviews)
In August 2016 I lost my stand up virginity at an open mic night in Southampton. By November 2016 I had my first paid gig. Since then I've performed all over the South Coast, hosted comedy nights, won competitions, headlined gigs, performed to private audiences, rowdy audience, intoxicated audiences, festival audiences, massive (600 strong) audiences and continued to grow with every gig.
I've also run comedy workshops of groups up to 30 people large. Practicing and delivering a comedy routine is a great way to enhance confidence with in public speaking. If you can stand on a stage a tell jo ... kes you can deliver a sales pitch, talk at a wedding or host a corporate event. Once you gain the confidence to talk on a stage with a microphone you can do it in any environment.
I've performed all over London and the South Coast with a number of private clients:
Ageas Bowl - Corporate event
Blue Funnel Ferries - Corporate event
Byline Festival - Comedy Workshop
Byline Festival - Hosted comedy tent
Briony & Chris - Wedding Reception
Bristol University - Comedy Workshop
British Naturism - Performed naked
InCrowd - Virtual Corporate gig
Awards Ceremony Bachelor / Stag Party Bachelorette / Hen Party Birthday Party (Adult) Casinos Charity / Fundraising Event Christmas Party Club Party Cocktail Party / Drinks Reception Community Event Concerts / Tours Corporate Event Cruise Ships Festival / Outdoor Event Grand Opening Party Halloween Party High School Reunion Holiday / Theme Parks New Year's Eve Party Nightclub Event Private Party Product Launch / Promotion Social Club Theaters / Stage University / College Event Virtual Event Wedding Reception
Meet the Act
I've lived a particularly colourful life, subsequently, I rarely need to write jokes. Comedy for me started because I'd tell people stories and they'd always reply with "You should be a comedian". One day I thought to myself "It's not a bad idea that." I'm not built to work in a corporate world and could genuinely write a book about companies that should have fired me.
All I really enjoy doing is making people smile. I'm an artist and a comedian, for me, that's the perfect combination. Whether it's creating big, bold and colourful art or performing brash, controversial and comical routines ... for audiences, I like to leave people with a positive lasting impression.
I've struggled with depression so I know what it feels like to be empty inside. Comedy and art is not only a release for me, it's a medicine for anyone else that might be feeling down. The world is such a beautiful place, yet it's full of so many toxic and vicious people. I can't change them but I can try and help the good guys to smile a little bit more on this journey called life.
Insured for Public Liability
Willing to travel
All round good egg
Virtual Services Offer
Online Comedy Performance
Happy to perform to a virtual audience.
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