Ranger Captain Don

Clean Stand Up Comedian

Also Performs As: Male Singer
Country: United States
Based In: Clermont, Florida
Performs: Worldwide
From: $200

Hola!!! 👋 I’m a class clown / calvin & Hobbes / Dennis the menace who grew to be an entertainer at numerous events - often invited as “the fun guy”. Even now as a disabled army veteran w/ 3 degrees I still enjoy sharing my brand of CLEAN humor w/ ppl.

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Description

I entertain with CLEAN humor about my life’s adventures / experiences and comment on my unique perspectives on human behaviors we see all around us!!! 😜
Some of it’s upsetting but I like to take the time to laugh about the craziness rather than getting too worked up over it all!!! Let’s all find the funny things about our differences in the world rather than blow a gasket!!! 👍

Biography

Hello 👋
I’ve bounced around most all the US 🇺🇸 (from Cali coast to Florida coast, yep Hawaii & Alaska too), Canada 🇨🇦, Mexico & even time in Indonesian now I’m based out of Florida - Grew up the youngest (& shortest at 6’4”) of 4 brothers as a class clown / Calvin & Hobbes type kid and grew into being a HS / jr HS youth pastor & athlete / athletics coach for over a decade, earned 3 college degree (psychology, physiology & theology = mind, body & spirit), and then served in our armed forces becoming a 100% disabled Army Ranger CPT…
I use my extensive travels and int ... eresting experiences to share my unique perspective of the world we all live in!!!
I enjoy making ppl smile / laugh w/ my brand of CLEAN content! (I don’t care for foul language or sexually explicit stuff).
I’m interested in seeing if we could make it work that I could fly in on occasion to perform for your Audience!
Let me know -
Ranger CPT Don
“If what I’m saying sounds like “common sense” then it’s probably something ppl ain’t used to hearing nowadays!!!” 😝

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Acting Experience

Lots of small time short skits
In the early 90s I accepted at an agent casting call for actors in Southern California but I walked away to focus on college.
In 1995 I took 2nd in a comedy 🎭 contest in Seattle Wa.
Professionally: In 2000, I was extra on the set of “Windtalkers” 🎥 and while on set was asked to audition for “band of brothers” and “baywatch Hawaii” but I was comitted to military service at that time.
Did comedy 🎭 at summer camps each year in N. Washington & N. California