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French Accent
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Based in: Fort Collins, Colorado
Based in: Fort Collins, Colorado
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From: $600
From: $600
Stand-up Comedian based in Colorado. Perfect for Weddings, Parties, Corporate Events and Showcases. Musical Comedy.... (more)
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Evan Wecksell
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Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
(5 Reviews)
From: $400
From: $400
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Energetic, spontaneous guitar comedian that involves the crowd and customizes his show to each audience.... (more)
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Amanda Cohen
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Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
(1 Review)
From: $100
From: $100
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She's OG GenX, and nobody’s mom. She's your best nightmare: a junior crone with a sharp sense of irony who will challenge your assumptions about women of a certain age, while still relating to all ages. Can do 30 min clean, 45 to an hour not so clean.... (more)
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Annie McKnight
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Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
(5 Reviews)
From: $1500
From: $1500
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Annie McKnight aka McFunny is pure bone splitting comedy fun! Doesn't matter the venue squeaky clean, hosting in between or down home grown folks talking. She has the energy to keep the event moving. Annie is captivating with thought provoking humor. ... (more)
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Dan Levin
Available in San Antonio
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
(5 Reviews)
From: $150
From: $150
Nationally touring comedian who can do both clean and adult content for any set length. Looking forward to laughing with you!... (more)
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Danny Minch
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Based in: Fresno, California
Based in: Fresno, California
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From: $100
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Clean enough for corporate or church 1 hour of stand up comedy they call me the blue comedian although I seldom use bad language I can also do an all clean act. Comedy is all I do for a living. Can Also do Adult humor as well. ... (more)
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Perry Kurtz
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Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
(6 Reviews)
From: $1000
From: $1000
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I have a very interactive comedy & music show using 18+ hours of established material from 46 years as a full time comedian, although most of my show is based on the crowd, and their needs. No 2 shows are the same, G to X rated, & I have never offended anyone. ... (more)
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Sib Raza
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Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
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From: $2500
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Known for constantly pushing boundaries, Sib has found a happy medium through his comedy to express his upbringing by his traditional Pakistani parents. Sib is an expert in personalizing material for small to multi-billion-dollar Corporate events & private parties.... (more)
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Sherri Priester
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Based in: Virginia Beach, Virginia
Based in: Virginia Beach, Virginia
(2 Reviews)
From: $250
From: $250
I am a stand up comedian, performing throughout the east coast, appeared on TV and am a Comedy Instructor for the Armed Services Art Partnership. 51 years-old, I stepped on a stage, told jokes and it was fabulous. I'm proof you're never to old to chase a dream.... (more)
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Mai LG
Available in San Antonio
Based in: Boca Raton, Florida
Based in: Boca Raton, Florida
(2 Reviews)
From: $300
From: $300
Mai does stand up comedy act with approximately 6 laughs per minutes industry standard. She’s the semi-finalist of Florida’s Funniest in ‘23, 3 time winner of Raton Comedy Festival and in the Top 40 Satellite of the World Series of Comedy ‘23 & ‘25... (more)
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Mike James
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Based in: Phoenix, Arizona
Based in: Phoenix, Arizona
(4 Reviews)
From: $3500
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Nationally recognized, award winning comedian. His comedy has been featured on Late night television and he has can be seen performing across the United States as well as internationally.... (more)
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Allan Sidley (Comedian)
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Based in: Baltimore, Maryland
Based in: Baltimore, Maryland
(4 Reviews)
From: $600
From: $600
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A Baltimore based comedian, author, and producer. Has opened for Keegan-Michael Key & Paul F. Tompkins in Detroit. Had a #1 new release joke book on Amazon, been interviewed on Fox5DC, and had his stand-up special go viral.... (more)
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Geoff Gundy
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Based in: Fort Collins, Colorado
Based in: Fort Collins, Colorado
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From: $75
From: $75
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At it since 2009, performing showcases and festivals nationwide! Comedy that is customized to your audience, ranging from 100% clean to Rated-R! Dad, do-it-yourselfer, car guy, radio guy, and outdoorsman who's had a lot of weird jobs, so I'm never short on material!... (more)
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Wrinkles and Wisecracks
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Based in: Holly Springs, North Carolina
Based in: Holly Springs, North Carolina
(4 Reviews)
From: $500
From: $500
My clean, upbeat humor is targeted to the 55+ crowd - active adult communities, country clubs, and river boat cruises. The humor spreads to younger age groups but really resonates with people of my age demographic.... (more)
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Jason Douglas
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Based in: Detroit, Michigan
Based in: Detroit, Michigan
(6 Reviews)
From: $100
From: $100
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Jason Douglas - A touring comedian for over 15 years. I specialize in company parties, corporate events, private parties, clubs, roasts, and anything else you can think of! ... (more)
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Dan McGowan
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Based in: Redding, California
Based in: Redding, California
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From: $1200
From: $1200
Dan McGowan delights audiences of all ages and sizes with observational comedy and musical parody songs. His credits include winner in the Branson Comedy Festival, appearances on Dry Bar Comedy, Corporate Events and performances world wide. ... (more)
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