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Chris Crawford

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Based in: San Angelo, Texas

(19 Reviews)
From: $500

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Chris's unorthodox approach to comedy will certainly bring a smile to your face and put a laugh in your belly as he draws from his military career, married life, parenting, teaching and road gigging to ensure one hell of an entertaining experience.... (more)

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Lia Bai

Available in Texas
Based in: Dallas, Texas

(5 Reviews)
From: $650

Clean, Respectful, and Wise Humor Lia weaves storytelling with punchlines and valuable lessons. She made the audience laugh, think, and sometimes in tears. ... (more)

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Wisdom Anderson

Available in Texas
Based in: Austin, Texas

(9 Reviews)
From: $350

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Comedian, Red Carpet Host, Event Host, Kill Tony Troll and Radio Show Producer & Talent. Host & Producer of Colorful Language Morning Show onKAZI 88.7. Show producer for iHeart Radio Austin, Texas. The host for "Comedy In The Clouds" 500+ attendee comedy show in Texas. ... (more)

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Kim Wadsworth

Available in Texas
Based in: Fort Worth, Texas

(5 Reviews)
From: $600

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Stand Up Comedy - PG through R; Acting; Improv; Murder Mystery; Game Host: Party Coordinator/host! PA system available.... (more)

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Todd Justice

Available in Texas
Based in: Carrollton, Texas

(no reviews)
From: $1000

"LAWS OF LIFE" - CLEAN COMEDY SHOW "I'm not in a mid-life crisis ... this is war!" From soul-baring self-deprecation, to unbelievable stories and truths about family, weird laws, defensive driving, Texas, health and holidays.... (more)

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Steve Espinoza

Available in Texas
Based in: Austin, Texas

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From: $500

Steve Espinoza is a born and raised South Texas comedian who has been entertaining for the last 15 years. He has toured all over Texas and other parts of the country as a headliner and has featured for several nationally known comedians, including Jim Breuer.... (more)

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Jordan MacDonald

Available in Texas
Based in: Austin, Texas

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From: $300

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A dynamic stand-up comedian with over six years of international experience performing across America, Europe, the UK, the Middle East, and beyond. I bring sharp wit, captivating storytelling, and high-energy performances to every stage.... (more)

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Ben Jackson

Available in Texas
Based in: Houston, Texas

(2 Reviews)
From: $400

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I provide a great and professional stand up experience be it adult or clean. ... (more)

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Bronson Chadwick, Artist of the Impossible

Available in Texas
Based in: Midland, Texas

(1 Review)
From: $1250

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Magician and sleight-of-hand artist Bronson Chadwick is America's premiere stand-up format magic act. Featuring a series of original magical mysteries, Bronson entertains by way of a gentlemanly demeanor and feel-good humor. Each mystery is an artistic display of magic!... (more)

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Kevin Nicks

Available in Texas
Based in: Liberty Hill, Texas

(no reviews)
From: $175000

Kevin Eugene Nicks is best known from Season 19 on America's got talent Audition 2024. And season 20 AGT. Kevin performed for the United States Military in 2008. Was a contestant on Talent Rock during the worldwide talent show featured on The Fuse Network 2005. ... (more)

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Sam Demaris

Available in Texas
Based in: Houston, Texas

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From: $1000

I have been a standup comedian for 21 years. I've appeared on Fox TV's "Laughs" and toured extensively to over 40 countries performing for the United States Armed Forces. I was also featured on Maxim Magazine's "Real Men of Comedy" tour and Will Ferrell's Funny or Die... (more)

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Steven Farmer

Available in Texas
Based in: Austin, Texas

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From: $300

-15 Years Experience -Headlined Clubs and Casinos across America and Europe -11 K Instagram Followers -Monetized YouTube Channel -I do Voices and Impressions as well ... (more)

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Dominique Thomas

Available in Texas
Based in: Dallas, Texas

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From: $200

Stand up comedian from Dallas Texas. Great crowd work, storytelling, and entertainer who can make the whole crowd laugh and feel comfortable as we find what’s funny in life.... (more)

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Erik Knowles

Available in Texas
Based in: Beaumont, Texas

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From: $600

Erik Knowles looks back nostalgically at his younger days in the Marines, boot camp, partying, and even a few war stories from his time in overseas in Operation Enduring Freedom and Operation Iraqi Freedom. He then contrasts that with a witty look at his adult life full... (more)

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Jake Cannon- Roast Host and Stand-up

Available in Texas
Based in: Chicago, Illinois

(16 Reviews)
From: $40

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Offerings: 1. Stand-up 2. Roasts 3. Free professionally shot video of the show Credits: Microsoft Company Bash, Fireman's Ball, Groundlings, Second City, Comedy Store, The Improv. ... (more)

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JONATHAN MEYER

Available in Texas
Based in: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

(8 Reviews)
From: $1500

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Jonathan seems to always end up TEACHING magic at parties. This is because Jonathan is a GIVER. He'll stroll around your party doing close up magic and then do a stand up comedy magic show. if you'd like! WATCH HIS VIDEOS because words can't describe! ... (more)

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Latest Texas Clean Stand Up Comedian Reviews

Lia Bai - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Texas Event Type: Comedy Club 3rd November 2023

More than 50% of Lia's standup set was crafted from original and recent events. That shows her talent and creativity.

Reviewed by: Wefeng S.

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Kim Wadsworth - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Texas Event Type: Casino Comedy Show 13th July 2023

Kim Wadsworth brings honest comedy to the stage. She's not only funny, she is relatable. I really enjoyed her wordplay and one-liner style. She is a reliable and professional comedian with a likeable sensibility. She's a military veteran and that adds to her charm. Book her for laughs!

Reviewed by: Kymbra Li

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Ben Jackson - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Texas Event Type: Birthday Party 27th May 2023

We had such a great time with this comedian. He was so accommodating to our group. It was my son’s birthday party, and he made the experience so personable.

Reviewed by: Anita Coleman

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Wisdom Anderson - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Texas Event Type: Comedy Show 17th March 2023

I honestly didn't know what to expect when a radio host was recommended by the venue owner to have on my show, but I'm so happy I took the advice. Wisdom you are a fool! Hilarious is an understatement. You where the talk of the night on a lineup full of funny comedians. Thank you for being such a pleasure to work with.

Reviewed by: Jappelle

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Chris Crawford - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Texas Event Type: Comedian night 3rd February 2023

Very entertaining& funny . A very enjoyable evening with lots of laughs . Recommend to go see if you have a chance .

Reviewed by: Cathy Tyer

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