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Mai LG
Available in Texas
Based in: Boca Raton, Florida
Based in: Boca Raton, Florida
4.5 (2 reviews)
From: $300
From: $300
Mai does stand up comedy act with approximately 6 laughs per minutes industry standard. She’s the semi-finalist of Florida’s Funniest in ‘23, 3 time winner of Raton Comedy Festival and in the Top 40 Satellite of the World Series of Comedy ‘23 & ‘25... (more)
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Mike James
Available in Texas
Based in: Phoenix, Arizona
Based in: Phoenix, Arizona
5.0 (4 reviews)
From: $3500
From: $3500
Nationally recognized, award winning comedian. His comedy has been featured on Late night television and he has can be seen performing across the United States as well as internationally.... (more)
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Geoff Gundy
Available in Texas
Based in: Fort Collins, Colorado
Based in: Fort Collins, Colorado
From: $75
At it since 2009, performing showcases and festivals nationwide! Comedy that is customized to your audience, ranging from 100% clean to Rated-R! Dad, do-it-yourselfer, car guy, radio guy, and outdoorsman who's had a lot of weird jobs, so I'm never short on material!... (more)
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Kevin Jones
Available in Texas
Based in: Tampa, Florida
Based in: Tampa, Florida
From: $750
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Tommy Too Smoov
Available in Texas
Based in: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Based in: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
5.0 (2 reviews)
From: $400
From: $400
Drew Davis
Available in Texas
Based in: Nashville, Tennessee
Based in: Nashville, Tennessee
5.0 (5 reviews)
From: $300
From: $300
1 booking
Drew is a standup comedian, show producer, and comedian consultant. He performs all across America and is the founder of the brand Quarter Mile Entertainment (Which is known best for the Clean Comedy Collective, and the Quarter Mile Podcast)... (more)
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Dan McGowan
Available in Texas
Based in: Redding, California
Based in: Redding, California
5.0 (2 reviews)
From: $1200
From: $1200
Dan McGowan delights audiences of all ages and sizes with observational comedy and musical parody songs. His credits include winner in the Branson Comedy Festival, appearances on Dry Bar Comedy, Corporate Events and performances world wide. ... (more)
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Comedian Mickey Bell
Available in Texas
Based in: Birmingham, Alabama
Based in: Birmingham, Alabama
5.0 (1 review)
From: $1500
From: $1500
Family fun comedy that wouldn’t embarrass your Grandma from a southern accent you would expect from Alabama.
ICMA Comedian of the Year
Travels 250+ dates per year
Salem Speakers Bureau member ... (more)
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Zac Maas
Available in Texas
Based in: Denver, Colorado
Based in: Denver, Colorado
5.0 (9 reviews)
From: $1000
From: $1000
Zac Maas is a professional stand up comedian, emcee, writer, and actor, who can take your event to the next level with over 10 years of experience.
His first comedy album hit #1 on the itunes and amazon comedy charts in 2023. He's appeared on Apple Tv and Adult Swim.... (more)
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Russell Robertson
Available in Texas
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
5.0 (3 reviews)
From: $500
From: $500
ice house
the comedy store
flappers
burbank comedy festival... (more)
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Walter Ford
Available in Texas
Based in: San Diego, California
Based in: San Diego, California
From: $1000
National Headlining Comedian with one clean family friendly hour set and one regular hour set.... (more)
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Uriah Wesman
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Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
From: $500
Uriah Wesman is an experienced unique one liner stand-up comedian based in LA .He has performed all across the United States and Canada. His comedy club credits include The Laugh Factory, Flappers Comedy Club, Comedyworks, Wise Guys & and countless other locations. ... (more)
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Drake Hansen
Available in Texas
Based in: Oshkosh, Wisconsin
Based in: Oshkosh, Wisconsin
From: $120
Bachelor's degree in acting, recipient of best leading actor as well as best supporting actor from the University of Wisconsin Oshkosh. Two-time Irene Ryan acting commendation recipient, Commedia del Arte, Shakespeare, Stand-up Comedy in Skyline Comedy and NYC... (more)
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Phillip Anthony
Available in Texas
Based in: Jacksonville Beach, Florida
Based in: Jacksonville Beach, Florida
From: $400
Phillip Anthony’s style of comedy comes from Life Experiences and overcoming many of life's adversities. Phillip loves to deliver “Inspirational Comedy”, teaching people to “LAUGH NOW” and “KEEP LAUGHING”. Clean, Adult and anything in between, but never vulgar. ... (more)
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Amanda Cohen
Available in Texas
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
5.0 (1 review)
From: $100
From: $100
She's OG GenX, and nobody’s mom. She's your best nightmare: a junior crone with a sharp sense of irony who will challenge your assumptions about women of a certain age, while still relating to all ages. Can do 30 min clean, 45 to an hour not so clean.... (more)
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Tracey MacDonald
Available in Texas
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
5.0 (4 reviews)
My name is Tracey MacDonald.
I’ve headlined all over the United States and Canada as well as for The Troops in Afghanistan, Kandahar and Kabul and of course on the Main stages of Celebrity, Royal Caribbean, Princess and Holland CruiseLines. ... (more)
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