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Tyrone Burston
Available in Texas
Based in: Charlotte, North Carolina
Based in: Charlotte, North Carolina
5.0 (7 reviews)
2 bookings
I offer clean comedy! My comedy is a summary of my life in a hilarious comedic fashion. Book me if you're looking for a great time, and would like to support the next rising star in Stand Up Comedy! I've been on comedy shows with Aresnio Hall, Comedian Bruce Bruce, etc.... (more)
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Dewayne White
Available in Texas
Based in: Virginia
Based in: Virginia
Dewayne is a DC-based standup comedian. He’s a combat-wounded veteran who served in the Army for 23 years. Much of his humor is drawn from his unique take on his military experience, his life as a husband and father, and the general craziness of life.
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Patrick Hastie
Available in Texas
Based in: New York City, New York
Based in: New York City, New York
5.0 (3 reviews)
From: $300
From: $300
Patrick Hastie is a New York City based stand up comedian. He's spent the past decade performing all over the country at theaters, clubs, and comedy festivals. He can work clean or dirty and is a regular staple in the New York comedy scene.... (more)
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Lonnie Dangerous
Available in Texas
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
I am a standup comedian named Lonnie Dangerous based in Hollywood, California. I’ve performed in the famous clubs like The Comedy Store, The Haha Comedy Cafe, Flappers Comedy Club and many more. Featured in a Ford Mustang commercial for the GO FURTHER campaign.... (more)
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Bud Andersen
Available in Texas
Based in: Nebraska
Based in: Nebraska
5.0 (2 reviews)
From: $3100
From: $3100
Primarily Clean act. High Energy. With over 4 hours of proven material. Observational, and Interactive Style. I can also be "Adult" if requested. I write new consistently. I have never repeated the same show. I adjust my shows to my audience. ... (more)
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Seetha The Comic
Available in Texas
Based in: Boynton Beach, Florida
Based in: Boynton Beach, Florida
5.0 (7 reviews)
From: $200
From: $200
1 booking
COMEDY THE SEETHA WAY!
Looking for some side-splitting comedy that knows no bounds?
Look no further than Seetha the Comic. With his sharp wit and hilarious take on life in America and Indian family dynamics, he'll have you laughing out loud in no time.... (more)
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Kurt Green
Available in Texas
Based in: Augusta-Richmond County, Georgia
Based in: Augusta-Richmond County, Georgia
From: $500
Clean Stand-up Comedian based in Augusta, Georgia suitable for Comedy Clubs, Corporate Events & more! The only African-American Comedian who plays an electric guitar in his act!... (more)
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Jane Joan
Available in Texas
Based in: New York City, New York
Based in: New York City, New York
From: $500
New York City based comedian. Clean stand-up comedy about marriage, divorce, dating and raising children.... (more)
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Joe Abousakher
Available in Texas
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
From: $800
Joe Abousakher is an Arab-American who grew up in the sticks of Tennessee (on a sheep farm) — his comedy style will have you on the edge of your seat and hearing a new perspective on this American life! No topic is safe from discussion, whether it be life as a young dad... (more)
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KT Tomlin
Available in Texas
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
From: $400
Stand up comedian and comedy writer from Los Angeles ca. experience on stage includes: drama, musical theater and stand up comedy. Known in local comedy clubs here and employed as a fulltime writer for international stand up comic Max Amini. ... (more)
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PT Bratton
Available in Texas
Based in: Bowie, Maryland
Based in: Bowie, Maryland
5.0 (5 reviews)
From: $3000
From: $3000
Former Pastor and Military Veteran, PT's comedic genius lies in his ability to connect with a wide range of audiences. His debut comedy special, "You’re Welcome For My Service" is OUT NOW on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Dish.... (more)
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Michael Joiner
Available in Texas
Based in: Kansas City, Missouri
Based in: Kansas City, Missouri
5.0 (1 review)
From: $3500
From: $3500
Comedian Michael Joiner has won countless awards for his clean and sarcastic humor. His quick witted audience interaction and improv ability with the audience is unequalled in the world of stand up! ... (more)
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JuggleMania
Available in Texas
Based in: Portland, Oregon
Based in: Portland, Oregon
5.0 (3 reviews)
From: $500
From: $500
4 bookings
JuggleMania's "Hilarity and Dexterity” has appeared to laughter and applause in over 30 countries at such venues as cruise ships in the Mediterranean, festivals in Asia, museums in the Middle East and theater stages from Trinidad to Egypt.
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Sharon Lacey
Available in Texas
Based in: Seattle, Washington
Based in: Seattle, Washington
5.0 (3 reviews)
From: $1500
From: $1500
Sharon Lacey is a headlining comedian with an hour of clean, relatable, funny material. Sharon also has an additional 45 minutes of R- rated material. Sharon has been on 2 comedy tours of Iraq & Kuwait to entertain troops; 4 comedy tours of Africa.... (more)
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MAIJA DI GIORGIO
Available in Texas
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Maija DiGiorgio is a comedian. Maija's special "Maija Pinion" is now available now on Amazon Prime & AppleTV, it's already receiving rave reviews. Maija just recently recorded her first hour length special for Comedy Dynamics, "MAIJA! MAIJA! MAIJA!" ... (more)
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David Dean
Available in Texas
Based in: Huntington, Indiana
Based in: Huntington, Indiana
Clean comedian with 30 years experience. Started out at Second City Chicago and learned how to incorporate an audience into the show. Perfect for fundraisers and any other venue that needs a night of laughs that won't require damage control the next day. ... (more)
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