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Sonya Vai
Available in Texas
Based in: New York City, New York
Based in: New York City, New York
From: $1000
I'm a standup comedian based in NYC. I offer standup sets tailored to your event and can perform btwn 15min to 2 hours. Looking forward to bringing the laughs! ... (more)
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Coley Clarke
Available in Texas
Based in: Northglenn, Colorado
Based in: Northglenn, Colorado
5.0 (1 review)
From: $30
From: $30
I’m a Colorado comedian known for high-energy, relatable sets that work for mixed audiences. My style leans clean but clever, and I’ve hosted and produced shows across the state. As an educator, I connect easily with crowds and bring professionalism to every event.... (more)
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John Clark
Available in Texas
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
5.0 (2 reviews)
From: $500
From: $500
John Clark is an accomplished stand-up comedian, writer, and actor who performs regularly at all three of the major comedy clubs in America: The Laugh Factory, The Improv, and the World Famous Comedy Store. He has also headlined clubs all across Europe.
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Dionte' Allen
Available in Texas
Based in: Dayton, Ohio
Based in: Dayton, Ohio
Dionté Allen is a humorously thought-provoking comedian who finds laughter in the everyday truths most people overlook. His style is sharp, engaging, & unafraid to tackle what others leave unsaid. Dionté connects audiences with humor that’s as smart as it is funny.... (more)
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THE Keith Breckenridge
Available in Texas
Based in: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Based in: Albuquerque, New Mexico
5.0 (4 reviews)
From: $1000
From: $1000
1 booking
His comedy is often viewed as gritty and edgy while humorlessly crossing culture lines. His Texan roots and New Mexican upbringing provide insightful commentary that has made him a crowd favorite around the Southwest.!!! Voted Best of the city 2015,2016,2017... (more)
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BODEANY
Available in Texas
Based in: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Based in: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
5.0 (7 reviews)
From: $500
From: $500
I am a hysterically funny Stand up Comedian/Entertainer of 8yrs honing in on my craft. I Love doing comedy and I am excited about taking my career to the next level. BODEANY COMING SOON.......... (more)
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Jeff Cooper
Available in Texas
Based in: Norfolk, Virginia
Based in: Norfolk, Virginia
5.0 (1 review)
From: $125
From: $125
I am a stand up comedian from the Hampton Roads area in Virginia. I have traveled across the country performing stand up comedy with some of your favorite comics. While my normal act is not a clean act I have will always have a clean set ready with a weeks notice! ... (more)
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Classic Sadia
Available in Texas
Based in: Las Vegas, Nevada
Based in: Las Vegas, Nevada
5.0 (2 reviews)
From: $250
From: $250
Hello! I am a karaoke host and a stand-up comic (clean and adult material) and a singer! People say I am fun, friendly, and professional.... (more)
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Comedian DeSofunny
Available in Texas
Based in: Lithonia, Georgia
Based in: Lithonia, Georgia
5.0 (1 review)
From: $1500
From: $1500
In 9 years, DeSofunny has worked clubs all across U.S. has worked Chocolate Sundae, the Comedy Store, Laugh Factory, Loony Bin, Mic Drop, Uptown Comedy Club, Riddles Comedy Club, and private events. Has been on stage with Bill Bellamy, Mojo Brooks, Rodney Perry & more.... (more)
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Willie Brown and Friends
Available in Texas
Based in: McDonough, Georgia
Based in: McDonough, Georgia
From: $3500
2 bookings
Willie Brown & Friends are one of the top comedy/ventriloquist acts in the country. Willie has been seen nationally on The Huckabee Show, DryBar Comedy Special, HBO, Showtime Network's Barbershop, Bounce TV's Sitcom Last Call, The Rickey Smiley TV Show, BET Comic View.... (more)
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Doug Ouimette
Available in Texas
Based in: Rhode Island
Based in: Rhode Island
From: $250
Doug Ouimette is one of the fastest rising comedians coming out of New England! He performs throughout Rhode Island, Connecticut, and Massachusetts, including The Comic Strip Live in NYC, The Comedy Connection, and Comix Roadhouse at Mohegan Sun.... (more)
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Tony Siciliano
Available in Texas
Based in: St. Petersburg, Florida
Based in: St. Petersburg, Florida
From: $500
I am a 32-year-old comedian from Florida. My set is 100% based on real-life experiences and observations. My mind is not filthy but I am capable of grasping all angles of comedy. I have spent a lot of time focusing on solely clean humor, but I perform both. ... (more)
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John Wendel Top Rated Comedian
Available in Texas
Based in: Nyack, New York
Based in: Nyack, New York
5.0 (2 reviews)
From: $500
From: $500
Hilarious Comedian, Emcee, Roastmaster and Speaker! I perform for corporate events, private parties, customized events and more! With a great voice and stage presence, I bring my 15 years of experience cracking up crowds of all types and sizes. Let's chat today! ... (more)
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Juanita Lolita
Available in Texas
Based in: Pinellas Park, Florida
Based in: Pinellas Park, Florida

Vinny Bucci
Available in Texas
Based in: Johns Creek, Georgia
Based in: Johns Creek, Georgia
From: $500
Vinny has been performing on the comedy circuit since 2006. His observational material about his life, family, and what's going on in the world combined with his storyteller personae have made him a fan favorite. ... (more)
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Cepeda Cheeks
Available in Texas
Based in: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Based in: Tulsa, Oklahoma
From: $200
Cepeda Cheeks, a seasoned comedian with relatable tales and sharp societal insights, delivers unforgettable performances across the country.... (more)
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Donna Lee - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Texas
Event Type: Comedy Club
9th May 2026
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Donna Lee is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen live...and she's clean! I've seen her show many times and look forward to catching her again soon!
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Lia Bai - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Texas
Event Type: Comedy Club
3rd November 2023
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More than 50% of Lia's standup set was crafted from original and recent events. That shows her talent and creativity.
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Kim Wadsworth - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Texas
Event Type: Casino Comedy Show
13th July 2023
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Kim Wadsworth brings honest comedy to the stage. She's not only funny, she is relatable. I really enjoyed her wordplay and one-liner style. She is a reliable and professional comedian with a likeable sensibility. She's a military veteran and that adds to her charm. Book her for laughs!
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Ben Jackson - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Texas
Event Type: Birthday Party
27th May 2023
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We had such a great time with this comedian. He was so accommodating to our group. It was my son’s birthday party, and he made the experience so personable.
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Wisdom Anderson - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Texas
Event Type: Comedy Show
17th March 2023
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I honestly didn't know what to expect when a radio host was recommended by the venue owner to have on my show, but I'm so happy I took the advice. Wisdom you are a fool! Hilarious is an understatement. You where the talk of the night on a lineup full of funny comedians. Thank you for being such a pleasure to work with.
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