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The Conjurer of Cheap Tricks
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Based in: Jacksonville, Florida
Based in: Jacksonville, Florida
(17 Reviews)
From: $275
From: $275
Michael Chrosniak - AKA- The Conjurer of Cheap Tricks - Michael's strength's lie in magic and comedy. A true Sleight of Hand Artist. He has a wide array of card, coin. mind reading, ropes, and other ways to fascinate and astonish a crowd. ... (more)
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Luke Thayer
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Based in: New York City, New York
Based in: New York City, New York
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From: $1500
From: $1500
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He has appeared on “Gotham Comedy Live”, FOX, TruTV, and is regularly heard on SiriusXM Radio and has been their “Comedian of the Month.” His debut album “Hopes + Dreams” has been streamed over 1.4 Million times. Look for his Dry Bar Comedy Special in 2022.... (more)
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Joe Abousakher
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Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
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From: $800
From: $800
Joe Abousakher is an Arab-American who grew up in the sticks of Tennessee (on a sheep farm) — his comedy style will have you on the edge of your seat and hearing a new perspective on this American life! No topic is safe from discussion, whether it be life as a young dad... (more)
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KT Tomlin
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Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
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From: $400
From: $400
Stand up comedian and comedy writer from Los Angeles ca. experience on stage includes: drama, musical theater and stand up comedy. Known in local comedy clubs here and employed as a fulltime writer for international stand up comic Max Amini. ... (more)
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PT Bratton
Available in United States
Based in: Bowie, Maryland
Based in: Bowie, Maryland
(5 Reviews)
From: $3000
From: $3000
Former Pastor and Military Veteran, PT's comedic genius lies in his ability to connect with a wide range of audiences. His debut comedy special, "You’re Welcome For My Service" is OUT NOW on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Dish.... (more)
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Michael Joiner
Available in United States
Based in: Kansas City, Missouri
Based in: Kansas City, Missouri
(1 Review)
From: $3500
From: $3500
Comedian Michael Joiner has won countless awards for his clean and sarcastic humor. His quick witted audience interaction and improv ability with the audience is unequalled in the world of stand up! ... (more)
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Comedian DeSofunny
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Based in: Lithonia, Georgia
Based in: Lithonia, Georgia
(1 Review)
From: $1500
From: $1500
In 9 years, DeSofunny has worked clubs all across U.S. has worked Chocolate Sundae, the Comedy Store, Laugh Factory, Loony Bin, Mic Drop, Uptown Comedy Club, Riddles Comedy Club, and private events. Has been on stage with Bill Bellamy, Mojo Brooks, Rodney Perry & more.... (more)
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JuggleMania
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Based in: Portland, Oregon
Based in: Portland, Oregon
(3 Reviews)
From: $450
From: $450
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JuggleMania's "Hilarity and Dexterity” has appeared to laughter and applause in over 30 countries at such venues as cruise ships in the Mediterranean, festivals in Asia, museums in the Middle East and theater stages from Trinidad to Egypt.
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Sharon Lacey
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Based in: Seattle, Washington
Based in: Seattle, Washington
(3 Reviews)
From: $1500
From: $1500
Sharon Lacey is a headlining comedian with an hour of clean, relatable, funny material. Sharon also has an additional 45 minutes of R- rated material. Sharon has been on 2 comedy tours of Iraq & Kuwait to entertain troops; 4 comedy tours of Africa.... (more)
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MAIJA DI GIORGIO
Available in United States
Based in: Los Angeles, California
Based in: Los Angeles, California
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Maija DiGiorgio is a comedian. Maija's special "Maija Pinion" is now available now on Amazon Prime & AppleTV, it's already receiving rave reviews. Maija just recently recorded her first hour length special for Comedy Dynamics, "MAIJA! MAIJA! MAIJA!" ... (more)
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David Dean
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Based in: Huntington, Indiana
Based in: Huntington, Indiana
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Clean comedian with 30 years experience. Started out at Second City Chicago and learned how to incorporate an audience into the show. Perfect for fundraisers and any other venue that needs a night of laughs that won't require damage control the next day. ... (more)
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Todd Justice
Available in United States
Based in: Carrollton, Texas
Based in: Carrollton, Texas
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From: $1000
From: $1000
"LAWS OF LIFE" - CLEAN COMEDY SHOW
"I'm not in a mid-life crisis ... this is war!"
From soul-baring self-deprecation, to unbelievable stories and truths about family, weird laws, defensive driving, Texas, health and holidays.... (more)
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Drew Davis
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Based in: Nashville, Tennessee
Based in: Nashville, Tennessee
(5 Reviews)
From: $300
From: $300
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Drew is a standup comedian, show producer, and comedian consultant. He performs all across America and is the founder of the brand Quarter Mile Entertainment (Which is known best for the Clean Comedy Collective, and the Quarter Mile Podcast)... (more)
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Steve Espinoza
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Based in: Austin, Texas
Based in: Austin, Texas
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From: $500
From: $500
Steve Espinoza is a born and raised South Texas comedian who has been entertaining for the last 15 years. He has toured all over Texas and other parts of the country as a headliner and has featured for several nationally known comedians, including Jim Breuer.... (more)
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Timothy Simpson
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Based in: Las Vegas, Nevada
Based in: Las Vegas, Nevada
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From: $500
From: $500
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I am a Variety Comic. Proficient at all types of Juggling. Musically I play Accordion; Ukulele; Harmonicas & Washboard. It's always FUNNY. Below is a link to my 'Art' website.... (more)
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Jordan MacDonald
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Based in: Austin, Texas
Based in: Austin, Texas
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From: $300
From: $300
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A dynamic stand-up comedian with over six years of international experience performing across America, Europe, the UK, the Middle East, and beyond. I bring sharp wit, captivating storytelling, and high-energy performances to every stage.... (more)
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Comedian R-Jay Jean - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Event Type: Comedy Club
15th August 2025
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"R-Jay is an absolute comedy powerhouse! His timing, storytelling, and cultural humor had everyone in the room laughing non-stop. I would highly recommend him for any event—he’s a guaranteed hit!"
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Michael Parenti - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Jupiter, Florida
Event Type: Birthday
18th May 2025
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I recently celebrated my 65th birthday. My kids gave me a big party. When all of a sudden Mike hops up on the stage and does his show. We he was one of the funniest comedians. He was clean, respectful and funny as all get out. By the time the night was over he was part of the family. Thankyou so much Mike. You hit it out of the park.
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Rafael G'ee - Clean Stand Up Comedian - New York City, New York
Event Type: Stand up Comedy Show
18th April 2025
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OMG i cant belie i found Rafael Gee on this site whoever books this talented Comic will get their money's worth. Rafael is a rising star. my wife and i saw him headline at The Comedy In Harlem Comedy club back in April. What a performance he put on he will definitely be a star one day.
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Chris Young - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Lansing, Michigan
Event Type: Corporate Event
20th March 2025
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Chris Young was a really funny guy who helped make the Z Real Estate team birthday celebration for it's owner, Mark Z, a real success! He played into the surprise without hesitation to make it a fun time for everyone.
I would recommend Chris for any event you may have!
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Classic Sadia - Clean Stand Up Comedian - Las Vegas, Nevada
Event Type: Host, Clean Comedy / Kenan Prese
6th March 2025
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The feedback we got on Sadia was great! Her clean comedy was so good!
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